Showing posts with label nhl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nhl. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Why hockey is the classiest sport

Let's say you are an 18 year old defenseman who has been playing hockey your whole life. And your big brother is a Hobey Baker Award winner and has made it to the NHL.

You're headed to a first rate university, one which has won the Frozen Four seven times. And you've been awarded a scholarship to attend college starting this fall.

You've been invited to the NHL Scouting Combine held this year in Toronto. You are ranked 60th overall among North American skaters eligible for the draft, and there were indications he might be drafted as high as the second round.

And then you are diagnosed with hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, a thickening of the heart that has been cited in the sudden death of young athletes. This diagnosis is confirmed at the Mayo Clinic.

So instead of hiding the results, you "immediately informed [the hockey team's head coach of your] condition." (link)

And the school, instead of saying "too bad, so sad, you lose, see ya bye." and revoking the hockey scholarship, the head coach "...quickly told the [you] the school would honor [your] scholarship and also make him part of its hockey program." (link)

And you are thinking, "Wow, here I have this devastating news and I will probably never play hockey again, and then someone actually steps up and does the right thing so I have an opportunity to go college and get a degree and still be part of the game I love."

And then comes the day of the 2008 NHL Entry Draft, which was going to be one of your greatest days. After the medical news, I certainly wouldn't have blamed you for going on a three day bender. Because you are such a stand up guy you, "informed NHL teams that [you were] removing his name from draft consideration because of his diagnosis."

Instead, the owner-to-be of an NHL franchise, says to himself "The kid worked his whole life to be drafted in the NHL. I didn't see a reason why he shouldn't be." And so, with the last of the team's eight picks, in the seventh round of the 2008 NHL Entry Draft, you become the 203rd overall pick. (link)

"[You] will always know [you] got drafted in the National Hockey League," [the owner] said. "I almost get choked up. He worked too hard not to be drafted." (link)

There is a chance that more tests will show a less-dangerous condition he called "athlete's heart," in which the heart's lining thickens and grows because of exercise. But it will be six to eight weeks results are known, and another three months, if the results are good, to see if the heart reduces. If it does, it could mean a renewed athletic career.

"But it's almost a false hope," [you] said. "It's less than a 1 percent chance, so unless there's a miracle, I don't see it changing."

And so, it's a hat trick of class actions brought to you by the following cast of characters:

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

At least yours fit in the overhead bin

Nice carry on baggage

Friday, June 6, 2008

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Ryan Malone, now _that's_ a hockey player


He gets gunned in the face with a puck at the end of the second period.

And then he comes back to play, broken nose and all.

And he plays all six periods. (TOI report by player)

No Panic

"Larionov confident Wings will win", (link), and so am I.

Larionov knows about three-overtime games. He scored the Wings' winning goal on June 8, 2002, in a Game 3 of The Finals against Carolina.

Monday's Game 5 against the Penguins was the fifth longest in Finals history and took nearly 110 minutes to decide.

Hey, where's the hockey players?

"Ranking the 50 highest-earning athletes in the U.S." from Sports Illustrated (link)

Monday, June 2, 2008

Go Wings!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Why hockey players can kick your ass



Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Braydon Coburn is doubtful for Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals after taking a puck in the face on Sunday night, a cut that required over 50 stitches to close. Coburn’s flight home Sunday night was quite unpleasant. The defenseman had lightheadedness and vomited, but had gotten over that by Monday.

He will still be listed as doubtful for the game on Tuesday. (link)
Doubtful?!? Really, just Doubtful?

Heck, if I take a puck to my face while I'm wearing a full cage I would be listed as...

"Misty-Eyed and Watching from the Skybox."

And for anything requiring double-digit stitches, you can just put me down as...

"Retired, Golfing."

Put a fork in them

This series ended the minute Doc Emerick finished this sentence, “Richards is back on defense.” A blink of an eye later, even quicker, and Zetterberg had twisted him, flashed to his left, deked and roofed it. And Marty Turco slid on his ass toward the golf course. (link)
Yep, it's all over but the crying now. And watching Richards was like watching a NASCAR wreck. You knew it was coming, but you couldn't look away.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Absolut Ownage


Source: Image by Team Dub from "After 2….Absolut" posting at Abel to Yzerman (A2Y) at Kukla's Korner

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Followup to "Blood runs Red in the NHL"

Almost 2 decades later, Clint Malarchuk still haunted by his own gory accident (link)

His psyche was damaged for years.

"I had wicked nightmares where I'd sit up straight in bed like in the movies, sweating," Malarchuk said. "It was just a flashback. I'd see the skate coming up. That didn't go away right away."

He's seen replays of his accident many times but isn't bothered by it because he feels it's almost as if he's watching someone else. Other things, however, do bother him.

"I have a hard time if I see a slasher movie," he said.
Well, at least there isn't any video of when I got injured at ACO, I actually don't know if it would bother me or not.

But I totally understand his movie comment. Even now, 18 years later, if there is a TV or movie scene where someone is getting impaled or stabbed, I just cannot watch it. Especially if it is in the thigh like mine was.

Monday, February 11, 2008

Blood runs Red in the NHL


Dan Cleary blocks a shot with his face.


Linesman Pat Dapuzzo takes a Flyer's skate to the face.


Florida Panthers' Richard Zednik cut by Ollie Jokinen's skate in Buffalo.


Sabre's goalie Clint Malarchuk in 1989 game against Blues at The Aud in Buffalo.