If your birthday is in the summer, prepare for a lifetime of disappointment. No cupcakes in elementary school. No parties in your honor in college. And after graduation, even the best-laid birthday plans are constantly disrupted by a never-ending string of engagement parties and weddings. All I want for my birthday this year is to have been born in March.From "Ruminations #134: Twenty-Nine Rules" at http://www.CollegeHumor.com
I've been saying for years that summer birthdays suck.