Mary and her Little Lamb

Legally, her name wouldn't be Mary if she didn't have her Little Lamb.

Top Ten rejected captions:

1. Mom, is it still there?
2. Creepy Sheep.
3. Two Words: Lamb Chops.
4. Somebody's Watching Me.
5. Dooby Dooby Do.
6. As soon as I can crawl, I'll wipe that smile off yer face.
7. Him? He's a cardigan in training.
8. I could have had a pony, but noooo.
9. Mmmm... veal.
10. I'm three months old, you are lucky I could count to nine!