Monday, June 23, 2008

What's wrong with the American economy in 31 seconds

Q : Can you tell me in 30 seconds or less what Compuware does for a living?

A : Compuware is a leader in information technology performance, so if chief information officers are looking to deliver more business value or best practices in value to their business, they would typically engage Compuware to help them do that through a combination of services and information technology performance tools. (Actual time: 31 seconds)

From the Detroit News article "Compuware COO praises simplicity", an interview with Bob Paul (link).
Um, I am in the "information technology" field and have been listening to Corporate America doubletalk for 15 years and I _still_ have no idea what the hell he was talking about.

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